![]() ![]() " Game FAQs score for Final Fantasy VII: 9.5"."He ] looks like he's wearing the Wheel of Fortune!".In relation to Laguna's dream sequence in which a real dragon appears instead of the prop dragon for the movie: "Remember when this happened to Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey when they were shooting Reign of Fire?".Followed by playing the Final Fantasy victory tune when Maul kills Qui-Gon Jinn.Playing the soft, relaxing music over a Star Wars clip of Obi-Wan fighting Darth Maul."Look out! It's Secret Zombie President Ronald Reagan, and he wants to eat your brains because Alzheimer's took his!". ![]() Playing Michael Jackson's "Thriller" when the phony President of Galbadia revealed himself to be a zombie."She doesn't want you to say anything, she just wants you to get horizontal! NO DON'T SAY THAAAAAA.Squall, I am warning you-the off chance of seeing Quistis naked is about the only thing that keeps me playing this game: DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!" Spoony's reaction in the final episode when his least favourite piece of music from the game starts playing.is Fu Manchu! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I'm pretty sure that's not even legal! Oh, man, we are so going to jack this country up beyond repair!" "My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off at the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president.Cut to the D-Day scene of Saving Private Ryan, showing what it should look like, as well as a caption saying that "this is what should happen to them". "Afternoon Delight" starts up to accompany this scene, until Spoony points out that this is not war at all. They are on a cruise liner, looking optimistic, and when they land, nothing happens. The main characters are soldiers, approaching a beach for a battle in a war.One of the comments about that segment: " Since the invention of juvenile humor, there have been 5 video game naming gags that have been the most inventive, the most hilarious."'As A Whore walks around, she learns more Anal tricks.' And I think we all know that's true." Naming Rinoa "A Whore" and her dog "Anal".and who else should it be but Squall, played by Spoony himself! The last part of the Final Fantasy VIII review has Dr.I just hope I don't run into fucking Zell." (Runs into Zell) "D'OH!" "I better get back to my dorm, take a cold shower and post something emo on MySpace."Quistis' boobies, Quistis' boobies, Squall is get-ting laid to-night! Whips and chains and kinky leather.".The Wayne's World reference and the Nelly over the prom dance.Seifer entering to the Imperial March with the comment: "Yeah, I think Seifer might be evil.".And the end of Part 9 of the Final Fantasy VIII review: STOP HITTING BUTTONS YOU CRAZY BITCH! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!."For those of you who can't speak latin, the, uh, the chorus is saying " Real gay, real gay, sissy gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, sissy gay, gay, buttsex, Astro-glide, gloryhole, baaaaaaaaalls! TEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAG! Schlong!"".If you want funny, there's Spoony's "review" of Final Fantasy VIII, where he not only abuses the Naming Feature, sets the mechanical spider boss to Will Smith's song Wild Wild West (amongst other acts of obliterating the game), but so despises the game (and, admittedly, has so much other work to do) that it took him years to complete.12 Wrestle! Wrestle! (And Wrestling V-Logs).PAGES WILL BE DELETED OTHERWISE IF THEY ARE MISSING BASIC MARKUP. DON'T MAKE PAGES MANUALLY UNLESS A TEMPLATE IS BROKEN, AND REPORT IT THAT IS THE CASE. THIS SHOULD BE WORKING NOW, REPORT ANY ISSUES TO Janna2000, SelfCloak or RRabbit42. The Trope workshop specific templates can then be removed and it will be regarded as a regular trope page after being moved to the Main namespace. All new trope pages will be made with the "Trope Workshop" found on the "Troper Tools" menu and worked on until they have at least three examples.Pages that don't do this will be subject to deletion, with or without explanation. All new pages should use the preloadable templates feature on the edit page to add the appropriate basic page markup. All images MUST now have proper attribution, those who neglect to assign at least the "fair use" licensing to an image may have it deleted.Failure to do so may result in deletion of contributions and blocks of users who refuse to learn to do so. Before making a single edit, Tropedia EXPECTS our site policy and manual of style to be followed. ![]()
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